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Grand Theft Christmas Nanaimo Ugly Sweater – GTA Crewneck | Jons Spot
Prices include blanks-only cost. Bulk discounts are applied automatically in cart. Decoration fees are added when you customize this item.
🎮 "Grand Theft Christmas: Nanaimo" — the gta nanaimo ugly christmas sweater every gamer needs.
A moonlit Nanaimo harbour at Christmas: the historic Bastion tower strung with holiday lights, a red muscle car wrapped in Christmas lights doing a burnout on the icy waterfront, a Santa-hatted local leaning on the hood. Neon signs glow — "HARBOUR OPEN 24/7", "NANAIMO BARS • Est. 1950 • SWEETS" — under a five-star "SNOWFLAKE LEVEL: 5" and the banner "LEVEL: HARBOUR CITY." The perfect grand theft auto nanaimo gift for funny gamer christmas shoppers, nanaimo bc christmas sweater hunters, vancouver island expats, and anyone who knows Harbour City runs on horsepower and Nanaimo bars.
The garment: Canada Sportswear L00540 Crew Adult Crewneck Sweatshirt — 280 gsm, 70% ring-spun combed cotton / 30% polyester fleece. Maroon.
Order by December 15 for Christmas delivery. Standard production ~7 business days plus shipping time.
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach.
Printed in-house in Toronto, Canada.
- Price: $54.99
- Tax: Prices in CAD. Tax is calculated at checkout based on your province/state and shipping destination.
- Stock: In stock — ships from Toronto in hours–a day
- Quality guarantee: 7-day returns on blanks · we reprint decoration errors — details in Returns & FAQ below.
- Delivery: Ships from Toronto · most plain orders ready in hours–a day
- Size guide: General size guide
- Returns: 7-day returns on blanks · details
Ships as an undecorated blank — wear it as-is, or use "Customize this item" to add printing or embroidery.
Ships from Toronto · Most plain orders ready in hours–a day · 7-day returns on blanks
Returns & FAQ
Returns & reprints
Plain (undecorated) stock items can be returned within 7 days of delivery if unused and in original condition. If there's a defect or a decoration error on our part, we'll reprint or replace it — report it within 7 days of delivery and we'll make it right.
Decorated order lead times
Standard decoration (screen print / embroidery) ships in about 7 business days after artwork approval. Need it faster? Rush tiers are available at 5, 3, or 1 business days for an added fee. Plain-stock orders ship sooner.
Free shipping anywhere in Canada on decorated orders over $100 • 24-hour rush available • No minimum on most brands — MOQ shown per product • Ships from Toronto