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Grand Theft Christmas Coquitlam Ugly Sweater – GTA Crewneck | Jons Spot
Prices include blanks-only cost. Bulk discounts are applied automatically in cart. Decoration fees are added when you customize this item.
🎮 "Grand Theft Christmas: Coquitlam" — the GTA Coquitlam ugly Christmas sweater built for gamers in BC.
This funny video game Christmas sweater drops you into LEVEL: COQUITLAM — a snowy neon night where a Santa-hat hero in shades leans on a green muscle car wrapped bumper-to-bumper in Christmas lights. The scene packs in Coquitlam landmarks: the neon "COQUITLAM CENTRE" marquee (OPEN • FOOD • SHOPS • MOVIES), Lafarge Lake glowing under strings of lights, a "MUNDY PARK 2KM" road sign, and a five-snowflake "wanted level" meter — WANTED LEVEL: SNOWFLAKE / 5. The perfect gamer gift and funny-dad-gift for ugly-sweater parties, BC Christmas gatherings, and anyone who grew up stealing cars in video games.
The garment: Canada Sportswear L00540 Crew Adult Crewneck Sweatshirt — 280 gsm, 70% ring-spun combed cotton / 30% polyester fleece. Maroon.
Order by December 15 for Christmas delivery. Standard production ~7 business days plus shipping time.
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach.
Printed in-house in Toronto, Canada.
- Price: $54.99
- Tax: Prices in CAD. Tax is calculated at checkout based on your province/state and shipping destination.
- Stock: In stock — ships from Toronto in hours–a day
- Quality guarantee: 7-day returns on blanks · we reprint decoration errors — details in Returns & FAQ below.
- Delivery: Ships from Toronto · most plain orders ready in hours–a day
- Size guide: General size guide
- Returns: 7-day returns on blanks · details
Ships as an undecorated blank — wear it as-is, or use "Customize this item" to add printing or embroidery.
Ships from Toronto · Most plain orders ready in hours–a day · 7-day returns on blanks
Returns & FAQ
Returns & reprints
Plain (undecorated) stock items can be returned within 7 days of delivery if unused and in original condition. If there's a defect or a decoration error on our part, we'll reprint or replace it — report it within 7 days of delivery and we'll make it right.
Decorated order lead times
Standard decoration (screen print / embroidery) ships in about 7 business days after artwork approval. Need it faster? Rush tiers are available at 5, 3, or 1 business days for an added fee. Plain-stock orders ship sooner.
Free shipping anywhere in Canada on decorated orders over $100 • 24-hour rush available • No minimum on most brands — MOQ shown per product • Ships from Toronto