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Grand Theft Christmas North Cowichan Ugly Sweater – GTA Crewneck | Jons Spot
Prices include blanks-only cost. Bulk discounts are applied automatically in cart. Decoration fees are added when you customize this item.
This Grand Theft Christmas North Cowichan ugly Christmas sweater is for the gamer who owns the holidays. "Grand Theft Christmas: North Cowichan" is a GTA-style Christmas crewneck featuring a neon-lit snowy night in North Cowichan, BC — the neon "Duncan" and "Chemainus" road signs, a snowflake "Wanted" level rating, the "Loading North Cowichan… 60%" game loading bar, and a Christmas-light-wrapped muscle car doing a snowy drift along the Cowichan River, with "NORTH COWICHAN • LEVEL: COWICHAN • POP: RIVER VALLEY • SEASON: WINTER/CHRISTMAS • READY TO PLAY" across the bottom. The perfect funny gamer gift and ugly Christmas sweater Canada holiday-party essential.
The garment: Canada Sportswear L00540 Adult Crewneck Sweatshirt — 280 gsm, 70% ring-spun combed cotton / 30% polyester fleece. Maroon.
Order by December 15 for Christmas delivery. Standard production ~7 business days plus shipping time.
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach.
Printed in-house in Toronto, Canada.
- Price: $54.99
- Tax: Prices in CAD. Tax is calculated at checkout based on your province/state and shipping destination.
- Stock: In stock — ships from Toronto in hours–a day
- Quality guarantee: 7-day returns on blanks · we reprint decoration errors — details in Returns & FAQ below.
- Delivery: Ships from Toronto · most plain orders ready in hours–a day
- Size guide: General size guide
- Returns: 7-day returns on blanks · details
Ships as an undecorated blank — wear it as-is, or use "Customize this item" to add printing or embroidery.
Ships from Toronto · Most plain orders ready in hours–a day · 7-day returns on blanks
Returns & FAQ
Returns & reprints
Plain (undecorated) stock items can be returned within 7 days of delivery if unused and in original condition. If there's a defect or a decoration error on our part, we'll reprint or replace it — report it within 7 days of delivery and we'll make it right.
Decorated order lead times
Standard decoration (screen print / embroidery) ships in about 7 business days after artwork approval. Need it faster? Rush tiers are available at 5, 3, or 1 business days for an added fee. Plain-stock orders ship sooner.
Free shipping anywhere in Canada on decorated orders over $100 • 24-hour rush available • No minimum on most brands — MOQ shown per product • Ships from Toronto